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S.S. Dave Redux

I have pleaded to you, my readers, for the S.S. Minnow, a medium-class icebreaker, and a fort – no such luck (thanks for nothing). But here is my chance… our chance…

That dream to own a large seagoing vessel may be a step closer after Malcolm has pointed me to this article about the Navy trying to get rid of a stealth boat and a barge… for free! All I need is a big-ass slip somewhere and S.S. Dave will be a reality.

Look, don’t think you wouldn’t be welcome on S.S. Dave once its mine, no indeed! Help me find this big-ass slip to tie her up and I promise that you will get a cabin of your own! Just think of it!

I think I am going to at least need to name the captain’s skiff after Malcolm, can’t believe I almost missed this one.

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3 Responses

  1. akaScooter says:

    I don’t think I can help you with the slip, but I still wanna call dibs on the position of “Cabin Boy”.

  2. Dave says:

    dirty little nipper

  3. cwm says:

    If it is a stealth ship, can’t you just put it anywhere, like say your huge backyard? I mean, no one will see it, right?

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